Free massage in Ibiza: 15 questions and your ritual costs €0

Four minutes in exchange for ninety.

That is the whole sum. Fifteen questions about this website in exchange for a complete ritual in your hotel room, on the house, until Sunday 11 October.

If you landed on this page by chance, or because you had been looking for something like it for days, you have found a door almost nobody sees. The code is written nowhere: not on the home page, not in this article, not on any coupon site. It is handed over at the end of question fifteen, and only to whoever gets there.

What is waiting on the other side of question fifteen

Ibiza's spas wait for you at reception. This ritual comes up to your room. No waiting rooms, no robe in the corridor, no taxi home: when it ends, you are already where you wanted to be.

First the light changes: curtains half drawn, music low, a few candles, your bed dressed in fresh linen. Then comes the scent, lavender and orange blossom, before the oil, warm, begins to move. The rhythm is slow and does not change unless you ask. For an hour, or ninety minutes, the world ends at the door of your room.

Your hour, your pace, and your voice as the only rule. Whoever begins the ritual is whoever ends it: no agencies, no shifts.

What the house covers

• Travelling alone: Dis-Connect, Moon Tide or any of the individual rituals. On the menu, €40 for the hour, €50 for ninety minutes and €60 for the long-format ones.
• Two of you: Déjà Two, two complete rituals back to back. On the menu, €75 or €95.
• A group: The Coven, the whole afternoon for three to six of you. On the menu, up to €165.

With the code, the ritual you choose costs nothing: no card, no deposit, no charge afterwards. The only things charged separately are the extras you decide to add, such as a ritual enhancement or the night schedule.

Why your eyes are worth a ritual

Eyes that arrive from outside see in one minute what nobody inside sees in a year: what confuses, what is missing, what builds trust and what takes it away. The opinion that really counts here belongs to someone deciding whether to book. In other words, yours.

The questions are about this website: your first impression, whether you found the prices, what held you back, what you missed and what you would change if you could change only one thing. Some take a tap; others, a sentence.

Who it is for

• Women over 18 staying in an Ibiza hotel who can book their hour by Sunday 11 October.
• No name, no email. The survey is anonymous: nothing that identifies you, nothing to unsubscribe from.
• Honesty. A polite 'all perfect' helps nobody. The answer that counts is the one that stings.
• The code appears on screen at the end. It is not emailed, so write it down there and then.

Until Sunday 11 October

The invitation is withdrawn on Sunday 11 October at 23:59. Until then, hours are given out in the order they are asked for, and the sunset ones tend to go first.

Four minutes of questions against a ritual worth up to €165. Not answering has a price too.

By the time you reach question fifteen, only easy decisions will be left: sixty minutes or ninety? Tonight or tomorrow at sunset?

Start the fifteen questions · about four minutes · no name, no email · until Sunday 11 October

Nobody is going to chase you. This page will still be here on Monday the 12th. The invitation will not.

P.S. The code does not ask how many of you there are. It asks when. If you are travelling with friends, one of you answering is enough for the whole Coven afternoon, €165 on the menu, to be on the house.